We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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