I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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