Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I enjoy the company of your penis
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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