you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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