Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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