is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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