Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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