Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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