she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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