my soul wont recognize me after tonight
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
So many bounce houses so little time
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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