clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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