i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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