people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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