I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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