Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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