scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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