There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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