Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
