Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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