I must be too annoying 4 u.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
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