Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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