You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You were trust falling into bushes
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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