is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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