Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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