Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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