Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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