Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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