"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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