if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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