Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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