is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We had sex on a dog bed..
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
