I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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