1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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