Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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