I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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