So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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