I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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