somebody snuck up and got me drunk
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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