How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We had to coat check the pizza.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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