No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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