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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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