After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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