I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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