Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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