They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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