The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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