And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
foreskin is a definite game changer
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
