I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
