just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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