problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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