How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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