I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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