You're a womanizer and a bitch.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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