It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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