4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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