Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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